75,000 SAYINGS & JOKES - Best of

The world’s greatest app for sayings & jokes! ——————————————— OVERVIEW ——————————————— We’ve created the world's greatest app for sayings, quotes and jokes! So you’re looking for the perfect quote or saying? Or just want to have fun and a good time? Enjoy the best of the best & funniest sayings, ever! ——————————————— QUANTITIES ——————————————— ● 75,000+ cool sayings, funny jokes & cute quotes - no internet connection required! ● 125 categories - for anyone, any taste and any mood: ✔ Cool Sayings ✔ Sexjokes ✔ Romantic Quotes ✔ Attitude Sayings ✔ Sarcastic Sayings ✔ Friendship Sayings ✔ T-Shirt Sayings ✔ Insulting Sayings ✔ Sticker Sayings ✔ Car Bumper Sayings ✔ Funny Ways To Annoy People ✔ Alcohol Sayings ✔ Hate you! ✔ Yo mamma ✔ Emo Jokes ✔ Funny Confucius ✔ Men and Women ✔ Oneliners ✔ Short Blonde Sayings ✔ Crazy Thoughts ✔ Weird Language ✔ Last Words ✔ Knock Knock Sayings ✔ Funny Names ✔ Funny Military Quotes ✔ Crazy Bollywood Subtitles ✔ Weird Band Names ✔ Love Sayings ✔ Love Poems ✔ Good Morning SMS ✔ Good Night SMS ✔ Flirting SMS ✔ Broken Heart Quotes ✔ Nasty Sayings ✔ Dirty Confucius ✔ Humorous Sayings ✔ Dirty Knock Knock Jokes ✔ Funny Safer Sex Slogans ✔ Things Not To Say During Sex ✔ Dirty Names ✔ Dirty Sounding Phrases & Therms ✔ Wise Quotes ✔ Geek and Nerd Quotes ✔ Irish Blessings ✔ Rumi and Sufi Sayings ✔ Bible Verses ✔ Birthday Congratulations ✔ Easter and Christmas Quotes ✔ Valentine’s Day Wishes ✔ Things You’d Love To Say But Can’t ✔ Thank You! ✔ Tongue Twister ✔ Tattoo Phrases ✔ Latin and Greek Tattoo Phrases ✔ Get well soon and about 75 other categories! ——————————————— SECTIONS ——————————————— ● Favourites section for your favourite sayings & jokes ● Search sayings & jokes by full text search ——————————————— SHARING ——————————————— ● Social Networks ● E-mail ● Copy to clipboard ● SMS (text message) ——————————————— USABILITY ——————————————— ● Easy navigation ● Text to speech: The App reads (Internet connection required) ● Random saying ● Rate all sayings online ● Retina display ready ● Universal App (iPhone and iPad) ● Multilingual - you can change the language of your device also to German and Italian (35,000 English, 35,000 German, 5,000 Italian) ● All sayings are text ready - no need to cut and paste ——————————————— Just try it! It’s the best app of the kind, it’s the sayings application you have been waiting for! ———————————————